butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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