She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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