What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
ttyl tear gas
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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