Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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