Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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