He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
So much Jack, so little girl.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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