I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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