i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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