You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize
