i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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