i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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