She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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