just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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