i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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