Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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