Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I could fuck to npr.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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