The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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