That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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