There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
