Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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