this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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