We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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