Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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