i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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