fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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