So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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