what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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