woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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