I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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