Girls should come with a carfax report
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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