All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
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