It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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