Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(646): View more from New York

Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?

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(310): View more from California

Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

No stitches, just platelets and will power

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(301): View more from Maryland

do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA

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(208): View more from Idaho

I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.

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(817): View more from Texas

I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.

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