Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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