it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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