Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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