this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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