Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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