Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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