Dual....:-)
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
"it" just moved
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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