I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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