Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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