GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize