bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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