You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
