Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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