Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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