I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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