Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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