he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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