So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
