doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
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is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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