just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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