I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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