you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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