btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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