3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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