your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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